Länsimuna in English: Jarkko and his ugly shoes

Account manager Jarkko’s co-workers have been disturbed by Jarkko’s ugly shoes at the office on multiple occasions.

”Jarkko regularly wears disturbingly ugly shoes at work. Nowadays, I can’t even concentrate on my work as they [shoes] are in my sight all the time”, complains a colleague.

”I missed a deal when a customer saw Jarkko’s hideous shoes at the office and asked if we had a wanker at work. The customer said that those are clearly the shoes of a serial wanker and he said that he never buys anything from wanker-hiring companies”, another co-worker of Jarkko’s complains.

Jarkko’s manager has already tried several times to interfere with Jarkko’s use of ugly shoes.

”Now you leave those bum shoes at home and start doing business. No one buys from a wanker”, explained Jarkko’s manager.

The co-workers have plans to shove the shoes up Jarkko’s ass.